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I've been involved with
a man who has a wife.

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Probably was never her baby anyway.

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Who's Sean?

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The one that ended
the four-year dry spell.

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I'm with my daughter.

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Have a good night.

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This is feckin' gas.

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Hi, everybody, it's Samara here.

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I am in the countryside this week
and, as you can see,

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we're having great fun playing
a really difficult game -

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paintball!

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Seriously?

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Woohoo!

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I am here, I am peace,
I am calm. Fuck her.

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How good was that?
Waste of time and money.

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I'd rather have a pay rise.
I loved it.

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I might take it up as a full-time
hobby, if you can do that.

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OK, can I have everyone's
attention there? Thank you.

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Look, as well as
having a great time out there,

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hopefully we learned
the value of working as a team

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and how our decisions and choices
can affect others.

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Excuse me!

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I just want to say,
I absolutely loved that.

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I mean, it was the best fun
I've had since I was small.

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OK. And you were
on whose team again?

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Mine.

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You know, just being
lost in the moment.

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I mean, it was great! Thank you.

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OK, that leads us nicely
onto the next part of the day -

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giving and receiving constructive
feedback in the workplace.

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Now, Samara, you're
going to be critiquing...

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Oh! Um...

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Be brave.

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Oh, Katie.

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Over to you.

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Hi, everybody.

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So I haven't been
part of the team that long,

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but Katie is a very
talented photographer.

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But...

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..she can seem hard to approach,
but she's really smart.

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OK, thank you.

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Katie, do you want to feedback
on that feedback?

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Yep, that's me. 100% accurate.

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Anything else?

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No.

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OK, excellent.

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Well, this is working really well.

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OK, Kieran...

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You will be critiquing...

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Laura.

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Laura is a very hard worker.

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She cares deeply
about stories, but...

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WHISPERS: He's going to say
I care too much.

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She doesn't respond
very well to criticism.

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But, you know...

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..hard worker.

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OK, thank you.

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Laura, do you want to feedback
on that feedback?

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It's fine, that's fine.

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I mean, if that's
what he thinks, it's fine.

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Now, usually, we get the most
out of these exercises

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if we are just completely honest.

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I am being completely honest.

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Can we just move on?

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OK, OK, fine!

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You think I don't respond
well to criticism?

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Well, you're wrong.

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I do.

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I actually love criticism,

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when it's positive and constructive

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and meaningful.

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Do you respond well to criticism?

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Will we give it a try, huh?

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See how well that goes?

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Wow.

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BOTH: Hi!

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All right? Yeah.

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Do you...know each other?
Yes. Yeah.

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We were together.

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Seana, Alison. Alison, Seana.

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Sinead.

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Shit. What a dick. Sorry.
It's fine.

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You can call
me whatever you want, Martin.

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How are you?

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Yeah, good.

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What are you guys here for?

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Just a preliminary check -
fertility MOT, I think it's called.

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A bit premature if you ask
me but, Ali... We...

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I was joking, Martin.

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I didn't think you were here
for a new lawnmower.

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Martin Dempsey?

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If you can get us a nice big sample.

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There's some bits
and pieces to help.

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So, how long were you two,

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you know...

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..with each other?

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We went to Crete in July...

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Crete!

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..split up in August.
So a couple of months.

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Wow.

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It was good. Umm...

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Good.

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So, umm, any intel?

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What?

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Any morning-after-pill situations,

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if you weren't being
careful, that is?

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Sorry.

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It's probably a bit inappropriate.

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Jesus, Martin!
That was a bit quick.

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I forgot my reading glasses.

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"Don't respond well to criticism" -
yes, I fucking well do!

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I can take the criticism.

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I just can't stand
the twat it's coming from.

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I'm quitting this shit job.

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Going to do something
meaningful with my life,

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work with the disenfranchised.

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Or the lepers.

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Now, now, now. They have standards.

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I'm not slaving away
for this paper 24/7 any more.

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Those days are done.

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And to show them I mean business,
I'm going to pull a sickie.

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Yeah, that'll show the bastards.

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Who's that? Champagne John?

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How's it going with him?

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Ah, give me some good news, please!

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I need to believe there's
some good men in the world.

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He thinks he's this smooth operator.
I think he's a dick.

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He turned up at my door the other
night uninvited, can you believe it?

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What?!

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Give him my address, will you?
That's romantic.

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I've got enough on my plate
with my exhibition tomorrow

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and the sponsors are
being a complete nightmare,

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threatening to pull out.

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Which means no free drink,
which means - let's be honest,

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that's the only reason
anyone turns up to these things.

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They let you down.

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I'll get out my gin
cocktail kit, be the waitress.

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It'll be a couple of days
for your results, Alison,

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but we have the semen analysis.

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There are three components - count,
motility and morphology.

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The first two are fine.

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But morphology was 2%,
which is below normal.

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Sorry...

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Did you just say 2%?

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As in one, two?

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2%, as in 98% are abnormal
or deformed?

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Yes. Is 2% bad, doctor?

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4% is considered normal,
so it's not the end of the world.

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Do you hear that, honey?

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Sorry, what?

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All I can hear is 2%.

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And who gets 2%? In anything?

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Even in Latin, which
I was really bad at, I got 15%.

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Various lifestyle modifications
have been shown to improve results.

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There's more information here.

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It's a lot to take on.
How are you feeling?

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I mean, a bit grim, to be honest.

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Kieran? Hi.

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I'm sorry, I'm not going to manage
to get into work today.

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I think I've got that virus
which is doing the rounds.

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This hasn't got anything
to do with the awayday, does it?

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No, of course not.
I'm not that childish.

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I've actually forgotten
all about that.

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Well, then, take it easy.

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Yeah, thanks. I will. You too.

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Oh, by the way,
Claire's been on my case again

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about this bloody therapy piece.

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Where are you with it?

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Ah... It's nearly done.

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I mean, I'll see if I can
fight through this. Excellent.

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I'll tell her it's on its way.

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All right, bye-bye.
SHE COUGHS

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Thanks for the four-minute warning.

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Your wine tastes like piss, anyway.

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Ah, you must be kidding.
This isn't a coincidence, is it?

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No, I don't have the patience
for those. I wanted to see you.

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Look, when I turned up
the other night,

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I thought it
was a nice gesture,

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but I realise you saw it
differently, so if you are offended,

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that wasn't my intention.

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I wasn't offended.
But I told you I would call you.

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You just ignored that.
It was a bit much.

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Well, can we finish
dinner sometime?

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We didn't get to dessert.

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It was a really nice evening,
but I'm not sure,

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and I'm not
looking for anything else,

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plus I'm super super-stressed
at the moment. I have to go.

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The phone call?

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It's my exhibition tonight.

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The sponsors have generously
pulled out at the last minute,

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so catering looks like
it's boxed wine and oven chips.

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I could speak to a few people.

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No, it's fine.
You don't have to.

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It honestly wouldn't be a problem.

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Why don't you just let me help?

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A favour for a friend.

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Of course I can take criticism.

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Kieran, he doesn't have a clue
what he's talking about.

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In front of everyone, as well!

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I mean, what I could tell them
about him, do you know what I mean?

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I've taken
criticism in here, haven't I?

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Do you think I handle it well?
I think I do.

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But just be honest, if you disagree.
I can take it.

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Well, it's not
really my job to tell you

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if I think you
can handle criticism or not.

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It's my job to listen to what's
going on underneath all this.

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Oh, yeah, and Samara,
she was loving it.

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Have I mentioned...?

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Yeah, you've mentio...
Yeah, a couple times.

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Do you know what?
Let's just leave this.

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Move on.

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I won't give her the satisfaction
of talking about her in therapy.

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Or him.

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Do you think that it's what was
said or who was saying it

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that's causing
such a strong reaction?

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I hate when you do that
question with a question thing.

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OK, right, is Kieran the man,
the married man,

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that that you were involved with
for the one night?

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LAURA SIGHS

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What a mess.

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What a fucking mess!

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Yeah, it is.

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And of course it wasn't once.
It was a lot more.

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And I thought I was fine about it
until Samara.

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Do you want to tell me
how you feel about it all?

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Embarrassed, ashamed, stupid.

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I knew it was wrong,
but a bit of me loved him.

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It!

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It, I mean - not him.

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A double life,
the intensity, recklessness.

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Maybe we should explore the reasons
you got into that situation.

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Yeah! Maybe we should.

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I thought I was
a good person, a nice person.

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I was raised to be a good girl.

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To follow the rules and treat other
people well,

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and then I did this and I'm like,

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"OK, I'm not the
person I thought I was."

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So who the fuck am I?

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This is the Prosecco garden.

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Flowers, flowers, flowers.

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And, finally, the steps.

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Hugely popular for photos.

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Elderly people are better at the
bottom and young people at the top,

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and maybe a father-in-law
down the side there.

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How come the other couple cancelled?

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I'm not at liberty to say.

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But I can tell you,
is that it had nothing to do

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with the service we provide,
which is one of the most

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sought-after wedding
experiences in the country.

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Ah, I don't know if we can book
without knowing the truth.

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Come on, Al, just make
something up in your head,

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like one of them died in their sleep
or during intercourse or something.

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As I was saying,
because it's a cancellation,

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and we have lots of other very nice
normal couples interested,

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we'll have to move quickly.

256
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:45,000
You'll have to go with
the standard Platinum package.

257
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,840
There is room for
some leeway on the menu,

258
00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:50,200
but we will need the deposit today.

259
00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:51,280
No problem.

260
00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,920
My ma's already transferred
the money. We can just use that.

261
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,840
Don't discuss...

262
00:12:57,040 --> 00:13:00,120
Just... You know...
The food menu options.

263
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,640
You weren't worried about
the menu options last week.

264
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:03,840
Yeah, well, I am now.

265
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,520
We need to move, my ma's
sent out the save-the-dates. What?!

266
00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:08,640
You know what she's like.
Can we not discuss..?

267
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:11,720
Can we not pull the trigger?
What if there's no chicken, Martin?

268
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:18,080
Sorry, I mean can we have
24 hours...?

269
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,760
Tomorrow morning. Latest!

270
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,200
Fine. OK, come on.

271
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,000
Yeah, I'm coming!
She's well pissed-off.

272
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,480
HEADPHONES: OK, I'm not the person
I thought I was.

273
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,600
So, who the fuck am I?

274
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,040
Why aren't you at work?

275
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,280
I pulled a sickie.

276
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,880
Don't worry,
it's not contagious.

277
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,080
Hi, my little baby boy!
Give your auntie...

278
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:41,320
BABY CRIES

279
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,320
Jesus, you look rough.

280
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:47,120
We're co-sleeping, but
Joseph takes up most of the bed.

281
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,280
My side of the bed.

282
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,920
Even though I've been
doing 12-hours days lately

283
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,600
so, he and he sleep
like a dream, but I don't.

284
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,200
I didn't sleep great myself, Jen.

285
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,640
Every time I looked at you
you were asleep, Patrick.

286
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,280
Do you want me
to take him for a bit?

287
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:03,640
You could have a bit of me time,
us time, power nap, whatever.

288
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,440
He's actually a
bit funny at the moment.

289
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,760
He's got this sort of
separation anxiety thing

290
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:10,040
when he's not attached to
me, doesn't he? No.

291
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:13,080
She can take him. I've
had two hours' sleep, Patrick,

292
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,080
and I haven't had a full
day off in weeks.

293
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:18,880
I'll take him for a couple of hours,
just to the park. Come on.

294
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,560
Look, you won't...
What? Drop him down a drain?

295
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,920
No, Patrick. I love the child
more than life itself.

296
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,920
I'm also a grown woman.

297
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,960
God's sake.

298
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,960
God! Do you have his lead?

299
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:38,200
What's that? Who's my lovely,
clever, funny boy?

300
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,200
We're going to spend
more time together

301
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,440
because you're the only person
who understands me, aren't you?

302
00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:47,000
How old's your boy? Huh?

303
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,920
Oh, no, he's not...

304
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:52,280
Umm, 14 months.
He's cute, isn't he?

305
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:56,320
Aww, he's the best thing
that ever happened to me.

306
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,880
Do you want to go play on the train?
Look, he's trying to hit me!

307
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:02,160
Nice to meet you.

308
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:08,840
People are so nice, friendly and
uncritical around here, aren't they?

309
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,560
What's this craic, huh?

310
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:15,000
PHONE RINGS

311
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,840
Hey, Claire!

312
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,520
Hi. It's about your piece.

313
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:21,680
It's very good.

314
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,760
It's the sort of
thing our readers love.

315
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,280
Oh, wow!

316
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,760
Oh, fantastic, thank you.

317
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,360
Could you pop in this afternoon?

318
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,000
I want to talk
to you about something.

319
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,800
Oh, and you sound much better.

320
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:35,600
Around four will be great.

321
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,240
Um, OK, yeah.

322
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,680
OK, thanks!

323
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:44,320
Hey! My very happy editor!

324
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:47,560
Ha! I mean, I'm a journalist,
you know?

325
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,120
Dublin Standard?

326
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:52,720
As well as, you know, being
a full-time mam to little Jose...

327
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,280
Where is he? Joseph?

328
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,120
Joseph?

329
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:03,560
Where'd he go? King Joe?

330
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:06,040
Joe! Have you seen a little boy?
Little Joseph?

331
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,640
Oh, Joe! Joseph!

332
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,480
King Joe!

333
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,920
King Joe!
Oh, sweet Jesus!

334
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,120
Oh, my God!

335
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,320
I... I lost Joseph.

336
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:19,000
I took my eyes off him for three
seconds, he was there.

337
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,920
It's OK. He'll be here.
We'll find him.

338
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,920
I'll just look over this way.
You look over there, OK? OK.

339
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,960
Don't worry. Joseph? Joseph?

340
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:32,280
Joseph? Did you see Joseph?
Little Joseph? King Jose...?

341
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,800
Joseph!

342
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:39,480
What are you doing?

343
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,280
Oh, my God, Joseph.

344
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:45,120
What are you doing hiding
under here?

345
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,880
Oh, my God!
Good little boy!

346
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:50,480
Whatever you do,
just don't tell your daddy.

347
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:55,840
That was the worst, longest...well
it felt three hours of my life.

348
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,760
Were you playing hide and seek, eh?

349
00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:01,320
Trying to give your Auntie Laura
a myocardial infarction?

350
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,040
It's James.

351
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,600
Yeah, I know.

352
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,160
The show-off paediatrician,

353
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:10,240
but you lost your mojo there a bit,
zooming off in the wrong direction.

354
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,440
I'm between shifts.

355
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:14,280
Do you come here on your
days off on the off-chance

356
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,440
of an accident,
or an emergency or...

357
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:17,960
..an incompetent auntie?

358
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,240
Yeah, selling drugs mostly.

359
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,600
Plus, I was at Jen and Patrick's
and Patrick was

360
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:25,840
very, very insistent -
"Please, please, look after Laura.

361
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:28,480
"Make sure she hasn't
mislaid my first-born."

362
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,880
He would think that. Prick.

363
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,520
No, I was joking.

364
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:35,040
He said you're here,
so I thought I'd come say hello.

365
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,720
Well, hello! But I have to go.

366
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,240
Oh, right. OK.

367
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,600
No, I really do.

368
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,040
I'd love to stay
and chat about, you know,

369
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:48,240
you're better at kids than me,
and my brother being a dick,

370
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,200
but I have to go
back to the office.

371
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,920
Well, nice to see you, briefly.

372
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:58,680
I mean, are you free tonight?

373
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,000
No plans.

374
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,920
Do you remember my friend Katie?

375
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:06,000
She's having this exhibition launch
tonight at the Riverside Gallery.

376
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,960
You could come, if you're free.

377
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,120
Yeah, I'd love to. Cool.

378
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,640
Do you want to just...
Here, put your number in my phone.

379
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,760
Hey, don't be gawking
at my messages!

380
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,760
I'm more of an online stalker.

381
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,680
Here, actually, you wouldn't mind
taking him home, would you?

382
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:27,440
I wouldn't mind, but Patrick...
No, you're right.

383
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,520
He'd hold it against me
for the rest of my life.

384
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,800
Go on, then, see you soon!

385
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:35,040
Your favourite auntie
in the world will take you home.

386
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:41,080
So, as we suspected,
Martin's 2% normal, 98% deformed.

387
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:44,320
I was going to say it
could be worse, but sorry...

388
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,040
They're so much they can do.

389
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,160
I know.

390
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,200
I think he just jizzed away
all the good stuff, all over Dublin.

391
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,600
So, what now for you guys?
I don't know.

392
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:56,000
I have until tomorrow morning
to decide if I want to say "I do",

393
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,680
you know, to the venue
and all that goes with it.

394
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,560
Even if there is no baby.

395
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,360
Is there a Katie Wilkinson?

396
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,680
They are for you.

397
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:07,760
Thank you.

398
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,560
And the boxes? By the bar.

399
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:14,920
Urgh! What's so awful about getting
flowers and free drink?

400
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,200
It's who they're from!

401
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,440
"Your nontoxic
knight in shining armour,"

402
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,520
otherwise known
as Champagne Sean.

403
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,600
Oh, wow!

404
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,200
He's keen!

405
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,440
No, he did me a big favour,

406
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,840
you know, arranging a new sponsor
at the last minute.

407
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:30,280
I really appreciate it,
but just watch him milk it!

408
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,480
Thank you.

409
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,720
Oh, there's 12 more cases.

410
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,640
OK, Laura, let's cut to the chase.

411
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,480
I know this is you,
that there is no Orla.

412
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,200
It's a great piece,

413
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:50,320
but it's be even better
if you put your name on it.

414
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:53,880
I can't, no. I'm sorry.

415
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,280
It'd be like
taking all my clothes off.

416
00:20:56,320 --> 00:21:00,560
There'll be plenty of readers
who can relate to this.

417
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:04,320
This could really boost
your profile, make your name.

418
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:07,680
Has anyone else read it?
Not yet, just me.

419
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,200
The plan would be
to run this piece first,

420
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,360
then a weekly weekend column.

421
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:17,240
Promotion, advertising...

422
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,600
We'd bump Samara's
to Mondays to make space for this.

423
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,960
No, I can't. I'm sorry.

424
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,960
Who are you afraid of?

425
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,280
Everyone!

426
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,120
My family, for starters.

427
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,400
I mean, they don't know any of this.

428
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:41,080
They think I'm happy
and successful and...normal.

429
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,600
Plus, everyone out there.

430
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:46,680
I mean, the flak and disapproval.
I couldn't cope.

431
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,760
You might surprise yourself.

432
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,960
Most of all, the guy.

433
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,600
Well, you haven't named him.

434
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,760
Plus, he's a man. He'll be fine.

435
00:21:56,800 --> 00:22:01,000
Yeah, but if I put my name to it,
he'll never talk to me again.

436
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,200
Would that be such a bad thing?

437
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,200
Just look at him!

438
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,320
He thinks he owns the place.

439
00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:23,880
Well, I'm very much enjoying
his contribution to the evening.

440
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,400
Don't get too pissed
before the paediatrician arrives.

441
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:33,440
Shouldn't we lay off the booze
just to increase our chances?

442
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,200
Dr Colin said...

443
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,520
It's not gonna give me pickled eggs.

444
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:41,560
I need to have
a few drinks, just for Katie.

445
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,360
I'm toasting her success.

446
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,600
OK.

447
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,280
I'll stick to this, just in case.

448
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,240
We need to make a call on the venue.

449
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,040
Have you made a decision yet?

450
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,360
I did.

451
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:59,040
I decided to put
it off until tomorrow.

452
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:04,560
Now, get yourself
a fucking prosecco.

453
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:17,520
I really like this.
Just me, Ella, my work, you guys.

454
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:20,720
It might be weird and against
the norm, but it works for me.

455
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:24,440
I don't want or need
anything else in my life.

456
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,120
Especially not that.

457
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,640
I've had an epiphany.

458
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,720
Where's Martin?

459
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,680
How are you feeling?

460
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,640
Moved.

461
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,080
Oh, I meant about...

462
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:45,200
I meant about your day off.

463
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,280
Your sickness thing?

464
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,480
Oh, yeah, that got better. Oh.

465
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,640
I made a full and speedy recovery.

466
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,400
Glad to hear it.

467
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,840
Did you get that piece to Claire?

468
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,040
Oh, yeah.

469
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,360
Good.

470
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,520
PHONE RINGS

471
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,560
It's James, my date.

472
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:10,280
He's a paediatrician.
He should be here, actually.

473
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:13,240
He's probably looking
for directions. Hang on.

474
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,360
Hey, James? Are you lost?

475
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,200
How's the paediatric business going?

476
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,440
Laura, I'm really sorry,

477
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,280
I got called into work -
an emergency.

478
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,840
Oh...

479
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,280
Great, yeah.
Yeah, no problem.

480
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:28,520
I'm sure these things
happen a lot...with you.

481
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:31,720
Can we rearrange?
Yeah, yeah. Sure, whatever.

482
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,320
OK, bye, Laura.

483
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:42,800
Yeah, a...
A paediatric emergency.

484
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,080
Lame excuse.

485
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,600
I'm never asking out
anyone else ever again.

486
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,520
Come here.

487
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,600
Stop looking at me like that.

488
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:07,400
God, you know, there's so many...
Katie? Your champagne...

489
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,960
Oh, no, thanks very much.
No, it's really good.

490
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,120
OK.

491
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,720
No, it was really interesting
because I actually started...

492
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,600
I don't wanna book the venue.

493
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,480
You're messin'.

494
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,760
No, I'm not.

495
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,360
I just don't like
being pushed for a sale.

496
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,920
Well, what's wrong with it?

497
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,920
It's got the view, the space,
the tradition.

498
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,080
I don't want a ticking
clock put on me, Martin.

499
00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:36,720
I'm not a fucking poached egg.

500
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,520
But where else?

501
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:42,160
We've got such short notice.
How can we hit that date?

502
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,880
Yeah, well, the rush was
when we thought there was a baby.

503
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,680
I mean, what if
there's never a baby?

504
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,680
I'd still want to marry you.

505
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,120
Same for you, yeah?

506
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,320
GLASS CLINKS

507
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:57,960
Hello.
I just wanted to say a few words.

508
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,480
You know, in this day and age,
when everyone with a smartphone

509
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:05,400
thinks they are a photographer,
Katie shows us the difference

510
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:11,680
between taking a photograph
and making a photograph.

511
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:16,560
I'm sure you, like me, are blown
away by her work here today.

512
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:20,960
Her passion for her subjects,
her composition, her style,

513
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,160
her form.

514
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,520
Move over, Sebastiao Salgado.

515
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,920
Katie Wilkinson!
APPLAUSE

516
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:32,160
Katie, get your arse up here.

517
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,640
Thanks for that, thanks.

518
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:42,320
Erm, hopefully, the pictures
speak for themselves. Come on.

519
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:48,280
There's a story behind them all.

520
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:52,480
A variation on the same thing.
Toxic masculinity is killing us.

521
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:53,800
Here, here!

522
00:26:55,480 --> 00:27:01,720
It's what happens when boys
have the vulnerability and empathy

523
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,080
and tenderness shamed out of them.

524
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:05,600
Absolutely.

525
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,560
And it is wonderful to be able
to share this evening

526
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:13,560
with my daughter, who
I know is pushing for a few sales.

527
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,520
That's Ella.

528
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,600
That's it! Thanks.

529
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,520
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

530
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,640
That was amazing.

531
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,160
Thanks for arranging this.
I really appreciate it.

532
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,360
But that's it.

533
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,840
What do you mean, "that's it"?

534
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,400
I mean, that's it.

535
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,880
I appreciate the favour as a friend,
but I'm not looking for anything

536
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:36,280
else right now,
so I'll see you around.

537
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,680
How are you? So glad you came.

538
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,880
Kieran, I think I might...
That's it! What? What?

539
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,320
I miss when we were friends.
What?

540
00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:54,160
When we hung out, and talked
about journalism and...

541
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,680
Uhhh...

542
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,160
I think my feelings are...

543
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,280
I'm gonna come! What?
I'm gonna come!

544
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,280
Aaah!

545
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,800
God! Ahhh...

546
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,720
OK, I've got to shoot.

547
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,880
Huh? Early start.

548
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,040
Oh.. Oh, is it tomorrow? Yeah.

549
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,200
Barcelona?

550
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:21,400
Yeah, I've got to
be at the airport at 5am.

551
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,320
Hey...

552
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:27,000
Did you hear what I was saying?
What I was trying to say there?

553
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,840
Yeah, of course I did.
I miss it too.

554
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:33,160
I miss talking about journalism too,
but I've got to go, OK?

555
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,000
Claire, hi. It's Laura.

556
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:07,040
Um, I'll put my name
in the article, own my story.

557
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,920
Yeah...

558
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,000
I think it might be
the only way to get myself

559
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,720
out of this fucked-up situation.

560
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,800

that I was right out of my head

561
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,920

I'd be better dead than live

562
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564
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I was crazy, but I'm not

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